Once there were three old men who decided to go to the British Empire Exhibition in Wembley. They were all hard of hearing, but had a keen interest in modern technology, and enjoyed travel as well. After a bit, the train pulled into a station.

"Is this Wembley?" the first old man asked.

"No," said the second without even glancing at his watch, "It's Thursday."

"I say," said the third, "So am I. Let's head down to the club car and get a drink!"